Why You Should; Why You Shouldn't

Deciding which system you want to get is a bitch, unless you're a douchebag fanboy. Today, I'm gonna make that decision just a little bit harder. I'll give you 5 reasons why you should and why you shouldn't buy a Xbox 360, Playstation 3, Wii, PSP, and DSi.

Xbox 360
Why you should:
1. Detachable hard drive
2. Facebook and Netflix (Poke someone while watching a movie)
3. More Exclusive games than PS3
4. More budget and indie games than anyone
5. Xboxlive kicks ass (Others are free, Xbox is good)

Why you shouldn't:
1. Crappy D-pad
2. More ASS budget and indie games than anyone
3. Very high dickhead count on Xboxlive (They won't shut up)
4. Heats up quick (My room gets hotter when I play mine.)
5. It's a malfunctioning piece of shit! (If you buy a refurbished one)

PS3
Why you should:
1. Better exclusives than 360
2. A controller that hasn't changed in 16 years
3. Dollar amount of items that you buy online (not stupid points like Wii)
4. Blu-ray player
5. God of War 3

Why you shouldn't:
1. Takes longer to load games
2. Not backwards compatible (unless you buy an early system)
3. No cross-game chat (have to play the same game to talk to friends)
4. Games lag more (online and off)
5. You have to fuckin install every game into the hard drive

Wii
Why you should:
1. First party games kick ass (game made by nintendo)
2. Simple and fun games
3. Good for exercise
4. Chicks dig it (who wants to play with my Wii?)
5. Wii Store has old school Nintendo games

Why you shouldn't:
1. A shitload of crappy games
2.Your mom likes it
3. Wiimote doesn't always register movements
4. Controller parts are sold separately (that's some bullshit)
5. It's called Wii, I mean c'mon

PSP
Why you should:
1. It's a PS2 Jr.
2. Music and video
3. Most games feel like home consoles games
4. Sharp, clear screen
5. Decent Wi-Fi internet speed

Why you shouldn't:
1. Not many games being made for it
2. Damn near impossible to see screen in the sun
3. Battery doesn't always last long depending on game
4. No second analog (which sucks with FPS games)
5. The PSPgo (avoid at all cost!)

DSi
Why you should:
1. Durable as hell (just don't sit on it Travis)
2. First party games kick ass
3. Loooooong list of games
4. Dual screen gameplay is fun when used right
5. They have Tecmo Bowl! (......what?)

Why you shouldn't:
1. A shitload of crappy games like Wii
2. You don't feel like a grown man holding one
3. Camera is fuckin pointless with cell phones nowadays
4. Dual screen gameplay isn't often used right (or fun)
5. Your little sister has one