Friday, August 28, 2009

Transformers 2: Quickie

I told myself I wouldn't do another quickie after the Godfather 2 review, but I don't have much to say about this game. All you do is shoot other robots. You can choose to do the Autobots or Decepticons' campaign, but the game is still the same: shoot everyone or protect something by shooting everyone. Despite the complete lack of gameplay variety, it's not really that bad. If you go into it with the mindset that is just a bunch of robots fighting, you might find it initially enjoyable. The downside is it gets old quick, but that's okay because the game isn't that long to begin with. Actually, that's not okay seeing as how the game is 60 fuckin bucks. As for transforming, I found it fuckin useless. With the exception of the tutorial stage and the ocean stages, I never had to transform once. While we're on the subject, who's fuckin idea was it to make the fire button and the transform button THE SAME FUCKIN BUTTON! You have to hold LT while pressing RT to fire, but if you forget, then RT will transform you. If you do wanna transform, you have to hold down the RT to stay transformed. You can't stop the vehicles either; RT is also your accelerator. So, if you let go of the RT to try and stop, you'll transform back to your robot state. What a load of shit. Other than that, it's an okay game to entertain the kids with.

Rating: Meh

NOTE: Are you fuckin happy now Travis? I reviewed the fuckin game.

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