Madden 11

In my online franchise, Aaron Rodgers is the only offensive player with a forced fumble. You're about to see why.

Skate Reel #2

Okay, so it turns out I can't put Skate 2 stuff up, but that's cool. Skate 3 has pretty of spots for footage. Here's me at Carverton Memorial Park.

Skate Reel #1

Somebody asked me one day why I never any of my gameplay on the blog. It's always someone else work I'm posting. Well, I don't own nor can I afford the equipment necessary to record my own work. There is, however, one game that can do it for me. So, instead of the review (which I should have done a long time ago), I'll post some videos I've recorded from Skate 2 and 3. This video is me in Rippon Towers in Skate 3. It took me 3 hours to pull this off as I could never gain enough speed.

I know, it's blurry. I think I need to download the HD pack to make it clearer.

Mystery Mortal Kombat Movie

Try saying that title 3 times fast. Mystery Mortal Kombat Movie. Mystery Mortal Kombee Momie, Mytly Moo moo moo moo moo moo. Yea I can't do it. Anyway, last week Neil sent me a link to probably one of the most kick-ass 8-minute piece of cinema I've ever seen on youtube. Just watch:



This video is approaching 4 million views, and that number is just gonna get even higher (ridiculously so), and yet nobody knows what this video is for. It just shown up out of nowhere. Not even the actors themselves know what it's for. The guy who plays Jax (Jackson Briggs-the black guy for those who don't play Mortal Kombat) thinks its for a game. That would make sense seeing as how this clip was released before E3, the biggest event in video gaming, but many are convinced that its for a movie. So, which one is it? My belief was that this is for the video game since, again, it was released so closed to E3, but then while doing research on upcoming titles that will be on display at E3, I came across this:



Looks completely different doesn't it. Some people still believe it's to hype up the video game, but that doesn't sense. The characters in the video all have detailed backstories - well as detail as 8 minutes will allow - and it barely has any supernatural elements (the only instance being Scorpion's eyes). The game shows everything we know, love, and come to expect from MK (with some new stuff thrown in), while this movie takes all of that and completely fucks with it. So no, it can't be for the game, and if it is, it is fuckin confusing and nonsensical. I don't think Warner Bros. is that dumb. So it looked like it would probably be for the movie, and I was will to call this one mission accomplish, but then I did some more research and found something interesting.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0293429/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0293429/news#ni2841368

So from what I can gather, this isn't a trailer for the movie; it's to show the people in charge that they can make a movie. It's a power move that they are hoping will pay dividends. I don't think this will work seeing as how Threshold Entertainment is going through hell to prevent it. Maybe I'm misinterpreting this website severely, or maybe the website is completely wrong (like how wikipedia posted WWE's Undertaker's is in a vegetative state when he's actually just taking time off to recover from injury and that's the storyline they went with), but that's the way it looks to me. Either way, this is probably the best shit ever! Okay, I'm being way too dramatic, but whoever wrote this, I have to give him some serious credit. He/she/they did in 8 minutes what couldn't be done in 2 fuckin movies. Based on everything that has transpired, this movie deserves to be made; I don't care that he/she/they butchered the main MK storyline.

If there's one thing I do know, it's that many (and I mean MANY) MK fans are fuckin thrilled that it has nothing to do with the video game.

VG Exiles

Someone asked me to share these, so I said cool. Not the creator though, which would have been cool.

Sonic Shorts

Well, we're 27 days into this and I keep running into the same problem, I don't know what to talk about. So here some more videos.











Yea, I'm being lazy. So what? Fuck you.

I'm working 3 reviews, all at once, as we speak. One should be up by tomorrow. Until then, he's a video.

Just Cause 2 Easter Eggs

One thing I forgot to mention about Just Cause 2 was the easter eggs. In fact, I showed you a video of one of those easter eggs in the review. Not only are there many of then, some are just downright awesome. Ask anybody who's been to the island all the way up on the left hand corner. Instead of talking about it, which is what I originally intended to do, I'm gonna take the lazier approach and show you as many easter eggs that I was able to find on youtube, most of them presented by the guys at Achievement Hunter.If you're wondering, yes I found some of these on my own, all by accident.

Street Fighter Flash Collab

Watch the original on newgrounds.com. Must be 18 years or older. Fair Warning: DON'T WATCH STAMPER'S SHORT!

Mortal Kombat Fatalities: Stars of Shaolin Monks

This is why I love Mortal Kombat.

NBA: 2K10 vs LIVE 10 Update

This is taking longer than expected because I wanted to get my details straight before I did this post. Plus, I had to try out the new Season modes both games are boasting about for an extended period of time before I can tell you the difference. Until then, here's a youtube video to tie you over, and debate amongst yourselves.

Grand Theft Auto Hijinks

This is what makes GTA4 fun: fuckin around with friends.

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