Today's the last day of E3, and I gotta say it's a lot better than last year. We got a lot of stuff we didn't know before, stuff we already new, and stuff that probably shouldn't have been announced (cough cough Sonic Riders cough*). Now I can be here all day telling you everything, but because I can't (because I don't fuckin want to), let's just do a quick run of everything that at least I found interesting.
Project Natal is now Kinect:
Yes, Microsoft's anti-Wii machine now has an official name, and from what I saw...I'm not impressed. It's a cool device, but I'm confident that there will be no killer app for it, at least not immediately. Also, the price will be $150. Why the fuck would I spend 150 on a ADD-ON when I can buy the Wii for 50 bucks more? And who's gonna buy an Xbox, THEN a Kinect? I don't know. Let's look at some of the games:
Kinectimals:
A controller free giga-pet apparently. Remember giga-pets? This ought to keep little girls busy for maybe 5 minutes.
Kinect Sports:
Wii Sports
Kinect Joy Ride:
Mario Kart Wii
Kinect Adventures:
Wii Sports Resort
Motion Sports:
Okay, really?
Dance Central:
Ever heard of Just Dance? If you have, combine that with Rock Band and you have Dance Central. It's not bad; just wish they demoed better dance moves.
Your Shape:
An interesting workout game to say the least. I'd try it.
Sonic Free Riders:
.......okay
Child of Eden:
Okay, this is the only game I actually want to play for Kinect. It reminds me of Rez HD, and the music reacts to the targets you hit. Looks and sounds good.
Kinect will also be used to control everything other aspects of the 360 like going through dashboard menus, playing videos, etc, and all this can be done either by hand gestures or voice. Yep, Kinect has a mic...just in case you're too lazy to wave your hands like an idiot. Safe to say, Kinect isn't really that impressive to me, especially since you can't sit down to use it! They say they're fixing it. Riiiiight, like the red ring of death problem? How long did that take hmm? Okay, I said quick run through, so let's move on.
ESPN on Xbox360:
Sports on demand, right on your xbox. It's like ESPN3.com and it's completely free (to Gold members). Awesome! Wish they did this before the FIFA World Cup, though.
New Redesigned Xbox360:
Smaller, sleeker, quieter, 250 gigs, and built in wifi. PS3 and Wii owners paid it no mind. Not bad though
Playstation Wii:
Oops...sorry...
Playstation Move:
While Microsoft at least tried to do something new with motion controls, Sony just said 'fuck it' and created a complete Wii rip-off with Playstation Move. With that said, I think this will fair far better than Kinect because not only is it cheaper ($100 with a packaged game), it doesn't seem to pander as much to the casual gamers. It still does. I mean, it's the main reason you would make this product, but when you make game like Socom 4 and possibly Killzone 3 compatible, now we're talking the hardcore language. I'm a bit more impressed with the Move than I thought I'd be, so much so that I'll do a separate post just on it.
Nintendo 3DS
A DS in 3D and doesn't need glasses. That sounds good and all, but it raises one important question. If you were working on this, THEN WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE THE DSi AND THE DSi XL?? Are you nuts? That almost average to one new DS release a year.
Here are the games planned for the 3DS:
Kid Icurus
DJ Hero (how will they pull it off?)
Kingdom Hearts
Saints Row (really?)
Resident Evil
Assassin's Creed
Ridge Racer
Metal Gear Solid
Speaking of games, let's go through the list of all the more interesting games.
WWE All-Stars:
Or as I like to call it, WWE Blitz the League, except less suck (name pending).
Call of Duty Black Ops:
I would be excited...if another one wasn't scheduled for 2011. Oversatuation indeed.
Metal Gear Solid Rising:
Now with 99% more cutscenes and a sword.
Gears of War 3:
More Chainsaws. More chest-high walls.
Need For Speed Hot Pursuit:
If this is anything like Hot Pursuit 2 for PS2, this will be my Game of the Year.
Dead Space 2:
The survival horror/snuff film you've been waiting for.
Crysis 2:
The screenshots alone make my PC chug.
NBA Elite 11:
Will they catch up to 2K? Psst* NO!
Bulletstorm:
Play Painkiller, and then you know why I want this.
Star Wars the Old Republic:
The new World of Warcraft. You won't see your friends for 18 months.
Fable 3:
Fart in public all over again.
Medal of Honor:
Has anybody seen my Call of Duty? Oh, there it is.
NBA Jam:
Don't fuck this up EA.
Assassin's Creed Brotherhood:
I did say I wanted multiplayer, just didn't think they would listen.
Shaun White Skateboarding:
I played his snowboarding game. I don't have high hopes for this.
Battle Tag:
Actual Laser Tag, in video game form....and it sucks.
Innergy:
A stress reliever program...that's all I have to say on that one.
Raving Rabbids: Travels in Time:
I like these guys. They remind of my old friends...when they were sober.
Driver: San Fransisco:
The world's hardest driving game series returns to piss me right the fuck off.
Rayman Origins:
Old school 2D side scrolling at its finest...I hope.
EA MMA:
Oh god........
Spider-Man Shattered Dimensions:
4 different kinds of Spider-Man equals 4 different kinds of happy.
Marvel vs Capcom 3
Do I really need to say anything?
Twisted Metal:
YES! IT'S HERE! ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD!
Sonic Colors:
...and all is wrong again.
Epic Mickey:
Wow, a Mickey Mouse game that's....actually interesting.
Grease:
.......yea....Grease is getting a game.....
Infamous 2:
More force lightening (inside joke)
Legend of Zelda:
I wonder what I'll unlock first: the hookshot or the boomerang.....
DJ Hero 2:
I better be able to freestyle during songs. Why it wasn't in the first game I don't know.
DC Universe:
A DC comics MMO? There are gonna be A LOT of Batmans.
Mario Sports Mix:
Think of it as a Mario Wii Sports.
Wii Party:
and I guess this is a Wii Mario Party. It's like they switched spots.
Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock
Dammit, not another guitar hero. We have too many already.
Just Dance 2:
GOD DAMMIT! NOT ANOTHER ONE!
Goldeneye 007:
Yes, Goldeneye is back thanks to...Activision? Where the fuck is Rare?
Kirby's Epic Yarn:
There is no way in hell a grown man can play a game made out of yarn.
LittleBigPlanet 2:
As long as all the content created in the first game can be played here, it's all good.
Metroid Other M:
I need to own a Wii
Donkey Kong Country Returns:
I REALLY need to own a Wii
Dragon Quest 9:
........never heard of it.
God of War Ghost of Sparta:
.....YEP!
Fallout New Vegas:
How do you survive in the wasteland? You gamble of course.
Gran Turismo 5
You SURE it's actually coming out this time Sony?
Silent Hill 8:
What the hell happened to 5? Don't tell me those other games count!
Portal 2:
I was gonna make a cake joke, but fuck it.
And that's the big announcements from E3 people. I know I'm missing some key games like Star Wars for Kinect and Project Dust, but there's only so much I can cover without actually being there. So, if there something I missed or you disagree with me completely, drop it in the comments section. If there are no comments, I can only assume what I wrote was awesome.
NOTE: When I started this post, it was 8:15 pm. It's now 12:03 am Friday......FUCK!
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Thursday, June 17, 2010
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Mystery Mortal Kombat Movie
Try saying that title 3 times fast. Mystery Mortal Kombat Movie. Mystery Mortal Kombee Momie, Mytly Moo moo moo moo moo moo. Yea I can't do it. Anyway, last week Neil sent me a link to probably one of the most kick-ass 8-minute piece of cinema I've ever seen on youtube. Just watch:
This video is approaching 4 million views, and that number is just gonna get even higher (ridiculously so), and yet nobody knows what this video is for. It just shown up out of nowhere. Not even the actors themselves know what it's for. The guy who plays Jax (Jackson Briggs-the black guy for those who don't play Mortal Kombat) thinks its for a game. That would make sense seeing as how this clip was released before E3, the biggest event in video gaming, but many are convinced that its for a movie. So, which one is it? My belief was that this is for the video game since, again, it was released so closed to E3, but then while doing research on upcoming titles that will be on display at E3, I came across this:
Looks completely different doesn't it. Some people still believe it's to hype up the video game, but that doesn't sense. The characters in the video all have detailed backstories - well as detail as 8 minutes will allow - and it barely has any supernatural elements (the only instance being Scorpion's eyes). The game shows everything we know, love, and come to expect from MK (with some new stuff thrown in), while this movie takes all of that and completely fucks with it. So no, it can't be for the game, and if it is, it is fuckin confusing and nonsensical. I don't think Warner Bros. is that dumb. So it looked like it would probably be for the movie, and I was will to call this one mission accomplish, but then I did some more research and found something interesting.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0293429/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0293429/news#ni2841368
So from what I can gather, this isn't a trailer for the movie; it's to show the people in charge that they can make a movie. It's a power move that they are hoping will pay dividends. I don't think this will work seeing as how Threshold Entertainment is going through hell to prevent it. Maybe I'm misinterpreting this website severely, or maybe the website is completely wrong (like how wikipedia posted WWE's Undertaker's is in a vegetative state when he's actually just taking time off to recover from injury and that's the storyline they went with), but that's the way it looks to me. Either way, this is probably the best shit ever! Okay, I'm being way too dramatic, but whoever wrote this, I have to give him some serious credit. He/she/they did in 8 minutes what couldn't be done in 2 fuckin movies. Based on everything that has transpired, this movie deserves to be made; I don't care that he/she/they butchered the main MK storyline.
If there's one thing I do know, it's that many (and I mean MANY) MK fans are fuckin thrilled that it has nothing to do with the video game.
This video is approaching 4 million views, and that number is just gonna get even higher (ridiculously so), and yet nobody knows what this video is for. It just shown up out of nowhere. Not even the actors themselves know what it's for. The guy who plays Jax (Jackson Briggs-the black guy for those who don't play Mortal Kombat) thinks its for a game. That would make sense seeing as how this clip was released before E3, the biggest event in video gaming, but many are convinced that its for a movie. So, which one is it? My belief was that this is for the video game since, again, it was released so closed to E3, but then while doing research on upcoming titles that will be on display at E3, I came across this:
Looks completely different doesn't it. Some people still believe it's to hype up the video game, but that doesn't sense. The characters in the video all have detailed backstories - well as detail as 8 minutes will allow - and it barely has any supernatural elements (the only instance being Scorpion's eyes). The game shows everything we know, love, and come to expect from MK (with some new stuff thrown in), while this movie takes all of that and completely fucks with it. So no, it can't be for the game, and if it is, it is fuckin confusing and nonsensical. I don't think Warner Bros. is that dumb. So it looked like it would probably be for the movie, and I was will to call this one mission accomplish, but then I did some more research and found something interesting.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0293429/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0293429/news#ni2841368
So from what I can gather, this isn't a trailer for the movie; it's to show the people in charge that they can make a movie. It's a power move that they are hoping will pay dividends. I don't think this will work seeing as how Threshold Entertainment is going through hell to prevent it. Maybe I'm misinterpreting this website severely, or maybe the website is completely wrong (like how wikipedia posted WWE's Undertaker's is in a vegetative state when he's actually just taking time off to recover from injury and that's the storyline they went with), but that's the way it looks to me. Either way, this is probably the best shit ever! Okay, I'm being way too dramatic, but whoever wrote this, I have to give him some serious credit. He/she/they did in 8 minutes what couldn't be done in 2 fuckin movies. Based on everything that has transpired, this movie deserves to be made; I don't care that he/she/they butchered the main MK storyline.
If there's one thing I do know, it's that many (and I mean MANY) MK fans are fuckin thrilled that it has nothing to do with the video game.
Monday, May 31, 2010
Challenge Over
Well, I did it. One month; over 31 posts. Now obviously I'm not gonna do this again any time soon because it was just hard as all hell, but it's nice to know I can do it even if some of them are pretty half-assed. For those who been reading and watching every day, I thank you and I hope you continue to log in. Now I'm go take a break because I am video game burnt out.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Q & A
Q: Did you hear that Sonic 4 is delayed till fall for quality control?
A: If only they did that for Sonic Unleashed. Then again it would be delayed to 2012
Q: Have you figured out how to keep everyone alive in Mass Effect 2?
A: No and it's pissing me off. It's always fuckin Jack dying! STAY ALIVE BITCH!
Q: Where do you get the money for all those games?
A: It's the damnest thing, I don't know. Somehow I always have money for what I need, and then money for all these games. It's un-fuckin-believable. I think when I go to sleep, I sleeppimp. I think that's what I do. Some people sleepwalk or sleepeat. I sleeppimp. It's the only way to explain it. While I'm snoring I'm smacking bitches for asking questions.
Q: What will be your next game?
A: *SMACK* Bitch, don't ask me no question.
Q: Lakers or Suns?
A: What are those, renewable power sources? Suns I understand, although I don't know when you're gonna find another sun, but what the fuck is a laker? Let's see, a lake is a body of water, so a laker would have to do something in a lake. Is it a type of dam? So are talking water energy? Well, you know, both solutions sound like great alternate power sources, but I'm gonna go with the most reliable of them all...Kobe Bryant.
Q: Who is your favorite character?
A: GI Joe with the kung fu grip. Oh, you mean in video games. Well..ummm...it would have to be........GI Joe with the kung fu grip.
Q: How come you don't make any videos?
A: I tried, but the girl won't get naked in front of the camera. Keeps talking about "I don't want my body all over the internet" and I'm like "Don't worry; it'll only be on my laptop," but she still wouldn't play ball. Sigh* Ah well. I guess I can make video game videos in the near future.
Q: Stop baggin on Sonic so much. What's he ever done to you?
A: ......Ahem* Sonic Adventure 2, Sonic Shuffle, Sonic the Fighters, Sonic R, Sonic 3D Blast, Shadow the Hedgehog, Tails Patrol, Knuckles Chaotix..........
Q: Why do parents have such a problem with video games?
A: ....Sonic the Hedgehog for 360, Sonic Riders, Sonic and the Secrets Rings, Sonic and the Black Knight, Sonic Unleashed, Big the Cat in any he's in, Sonic R again!........
Q: When can we expect any Wii reviews?
A: You can expect them when you want to, but the fact of the matter is I don't own a Wii. Funny story: I finally saved up enough money to buy the damn Wii, and the week I decided I wanted to get it, fuckin 360 went on the benz. The shit overheated for no fuckin reason and just cut off randomly. It was my 3rd 360 too, so I was gonna call it quits, but then I remembered I kinda needed it for this blog, so I used the money to buy a brand new 360. The fan is so quiet on the newer models. The old ones sounds like they're about to blast off or some shit.
Q: When are you gonna review No More Heroes 2?
A: Ahem* look up.
Q: Have you ever stopped and think you play too much video games?
A: I tried, but then I got bored and started playing video games.
Q: You know what would make Split/Second better?
A: Ninjas.
A: If only they did that for Sonic Unleashed. Then again it would be delayed to 2012
Q: Have you figured out how to keep everyone alive in Mass Effect 2?
A: No and it's pissing me off. It's always fuckin Jack dying! STAY ALIVE BITCH!
Q: Where do you get the money for all those games?
A: It's the damnest thing, I don't know. Somehow I always have money for what I need, and then money for all these games. It's un-fuckin-believable. I think when I go to sleep, I sleeppimp. I think that's what I do. Some people sleepwalk or sleepeat. I sleeppimp. It's the only way to explain it. While I'm snoring I'm smacking bitches for asking questions.
Q: What will be your next game?
A: *SMACK* Bitch, don't ask me no question.
Q: Lakers or Suns?
A: What are those, renewable power sources? Suns I understand, although I don't know when you're gonna find another sun, but what the fuck is a laker? Let's see, a lake is a body of water, so a laker would have to do something in a lake. Is it a type of dam? So are talking water energy? Well, you know, both solutions sound like great alternate power sources, but I'm gonna go with the most reliable of them all...Kobe Bryant.
Q: Who is your favorite character?
A: GI Joe with the kung fu grip. Oh, you mean in video games. Well..ummm...it would have to be........GI Joe with the kung fu grip.
Q: How come you don't make any videos?
A: I tried, but the girl won't get naked in front of the camera. Keeps talking about "I don't want my body all over the internet" and I'm like "Don't worry; it'll only be on my laptop," but she still wouldn't play ball. Sigh* Ah well. I guess I can make video game videos in the near future.
Q: Stop baggin on Sonic so much. What's he ever done to you?
A: ......Ahem* Sonic Adventure 2, Sonic Shuffle, Sonic the Fighters, Sonic R, Sonic 3D Blast, Shadow the Hedgehog, Tails Patrol, Knuckles Chaotix..........
Q: Why do parents have such a problem with video games?
A: ....Sonic the Hedgehog for 360, Sonic Riders, Sonic and the Secrets Rings, Sonic and the Black Knight, Sonic Unleashed, Big the Cat in any he's in, Sonic R again!........
Q: When can we expect any Wii reviews?
A: You can expect them when you want to, but the fact of the matter is I don't own a Wii. Funny story: I finally saved up enough money to buy the damn Wii, and the week I decided I wanted to get it, fuckin 360 went on the benz. The shit overheated for no fuckin reason and just cut off randomly. It was my 3rd 360 too, so I was gonna call it quits, but then I remembered I kinda needed it for this blog, so I used the money to buy a brand new 360. The fan is so quiet on the newer models. The old ones sounds like they're about to blast off or some shit.
Q: When are you gonna review No More Heroes 2?
A: Ahem* look up.
Q: Have you ever stopped and think you play too much video games?
A: I tried, but then I got bored and started playing video games.
Q: You know what would make Split/Second better?
A: Ninjas.
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
2 Posts Coming
It is now 11:40 at the time of this typing, and I just got home from work an hour ago, which means I had time to eat, shower, and watch the end of the Lakers/Suns game, and now I have to go to sleep just to wake up at 4:30 to go back to work. So yea, I can't really provide much of a post again. To make it up to you, my daring public (the both of you), I'll do 2 posts tomorrow, one being a review, and I promise it won't be half-ass like that Red Dead review. Seriously, it's just GTA4 with horses!
Friday, May 21, 2010
Lots of Games
Right now, I'm just typing to keep up with my challenge, but dude I have a LOT of games. Not only do I have new games for 360 and PS3, I have old games I'm playing for Dreamcast, N64, and the original Xbox. In the last 7 weeks, I picked of 7 games, and I aint finish shit. Needless to say, it's zapping a lot of my time, which is why despite having a post every day, I only really have 4 reviews. I can't finish them all to review them promptly. To give you an idea of what I'm doing, here's a list of all the games I'm playing now.
Xbox 360:
Red Dead Redemption
Split Second
Skate 3
PS3:
Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands
PSP:
Power Stone Collection (so I won't be looking for the DC version)
Xbox:
Jet Set Radio Future
Deathrow
Conker: Live and Reloaded
Dreamcast:
Street Fighter 3: 3rd Strike
Jet Grind Radio
Rush 2049
Ready to Rumble Boxing Round 2
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (yea, still)
And just for the hell of it, I decided to bust out my old N64 and play my old games. Now, they'll probably all be talked about in just one post, with maybe just one or 2 that gets their own review, and the good news is I've played the hell out of all these games already so I don't really have to play them extensively (if at all), but just look at this list.
Nintendo 64
Super Mario 64
Super Smash Bros.
Deadly Arts
Star Fox 64
Mario Kart 64
Diddy Kong Racing
Rush 2
WWF Attitude
WCW/NWO Revenge
1080 Snowboarding
Spider-Man
Mortal Kombat 4
Pilot Wings 64
WWF No Mercy
WWF Wrestlemania 2000
Wave Race 64
and of course.....
Goldeneye 007
Oh, and all of this was going on during the Halo Reach beta, not to mention that I'm still playing old games like Dragon Age, Mass Effect 2 (I WILL HAVE MY WHOLE FUCKIN CREW SURVIVE DAMMIT!), NCAA Football 10, Forza 3, DJ Hero, NBA 2K10, MLB 10 The Show, and surprising enough, Sonic and Sega All-Stars Racing (I know right?). I play demos when they come out on the marketplace, I got my PSP when I'm on the road, I'm saving up for the Wii (there's an interesting story about that; I'll tell you later), and eventually I'll convince Neil to let me borrow his PS2 so I can play some other games. All this, while working and maintaining a social life of sorts. So yea, I'm pretty much fucked.
Xbox 360:
Red Dead Redemption
Split Second
Skate 3
PS3:
Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands
PSP:
Power Stone Collection (so I won't be looking for the DC version)
Xbox:
Jet Set Radio Future
Deathrow
Conker: Live and Reloaded
Dreamcast:
Street Fighter 3: 3rd Strike
Jet Grind Radio
Rush 2049
Ready to Rumble Boxing Round 2
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (yea, still)
And just for the hell of it, I decided to bust out my old N64 and play my old games. Now, they'll probably all be talked about in just one post, with maybe just one or 2 that gets their own review, and the good news is I've played the hell out of all these games already so I don't really have to play them extensively (if at all), but just look at this list.
Nintendo 64
Super Mario 64
Super Smash Bros.
Deadly Arts
Star Fox 64
Mario Kart 64
Diddy Kong Racing
Rush 2
WWF Attitude
WCW/NWO Revenge
1080 Snowboarding
Spider-Man
Mortal Kombat 4
Pilot Wings 64
WWF No Mercy
WWF Wrestlemania 2000
Wave Race 64
and of course.....
Goldeneye 007
Oh, and all of this was going on during the Halo Reach beta, not to mention that I'm still playing old games like Dragon Age, Mass Effect 2 (I WILL HAVE MY WHOLE FUCKIN CREW SURVIVE DAMMIT!), NCAA Football 10, Forza 3, DJ Hero, NBA 2K10, MLB 10 The Show, and surprising enough, Sonic and Sega All-Stars Racing (I know right?). I play demos when they come out on the marketplace, I got my PSP when I'm on the road, I'm saving up for the Wii (there's an interesting story about that; I'll tell you later), and eventually I'll convince Neil to let me borrow his PS2 so I can play some other games. All this, while working and maintaining a social life of sorts. So yea, I'm pretty much fucked.
Thursday, May 20, 2010
THQ Charges Too
Last week, I reported that EA is implementing one-use online codes for their sports titles, which will come with all new copies of the games, and anybody who buys the games used will have to pay an additional $10. I also mentioned how this is fuckin retarded and will only piss off gamers, resulting in less sales, and EA will continue to lose money. After that post, I thought Activision would be next in line, but not only are they not, it turns out EA won't be the first. THQ announced that UFC 2010 will come with its own codes, and anybody without a code will have to pay $5 to play online. Sigh* Whatever. Like I said, I never buy used games unless I have to, especially since asking me to pay 55 bucks for a used when it's 60 bucks new is fuckin ridiculous, and since I already ranted about EA, there's no need to go into it again. I'm done. I'm washing my hands of it.
[Update]: Apparently, Ubisoft is getting into the mix as well. They didn't say what games though.
[Update]: Apparently, Ubisoft is getting into the mix as well. They didn't say what games though.
Monday, May 3, 2010
Halo Reach Beta Out
If you haven't heard, the new Halo Reach beta is out, and it is awesome. Unfortunately, not everything that will be in the full version will be on the beta, but hey....it's Halo. In order to play the beta, you must have Halo 3: ODST. If you don't, sucks to be you. If you do, put in the campaign CD, not the multiplayer one. When the menu pops up, 'play the beta' will be selectable so select it and download the beta. It's 1.15 gigs so if you have an old Xbox360 (i.e. a 20 gig HD) make sure you have room. I got fucked a couple of times.
Saturday, May 1, 2010
The May Challenge: New Post Every Day!
For the month of May, I'm gonna try to do something I've never done before (mainly because I never have time). I'm gonna do a post every single day for the month, which means by June 1st, there should be at least 31 posts. Kick ass, right? Will I succeed? Probably not, but hey it's all about effort. Speaking of which, this post counts.
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Almost
I'm still in the mist of editing, but here it is, 10 Rules of Gaming, a blog about general video game discussions. No more will this blog be an xbox exclusive, and to prove my point, my first official 10 Rules of Gaming review will be a....wait for it....Dreamcast review.....yea. suck on that.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
New Site Update #2
So, I borrowed a friend's webcam, but it's not compatible with windows 7....nice. Now how will I film my latest sexcapades? Besides that, people who said they would be involved dropped out (like I knew they would) and because of time, money, and resources, I won't be making any official websites anytime soon. So now I'm in the process of turning this blog into a new one called 10 Rules of Gaming (patent pending). If you see posts disappearing or changing, you'll know why. I should be back in full power by April 15th.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
New Site Update
This is a lot harder than I thought it would be. I'm still missing key components to make this new site work, components that I don't wanna say because nothing is final (plus it's a surprise *wink*) . I got people who say they want to contribute, but knowing them that'll fall by the waist-side. I'm trying to import the reviews from here to the other site, but so far that aint working out. More importantly than any of that, I don't have a name for this damn site. So, it may be a while before everything's finished. In the meantime, visit theaveragemans360.blogspot.com on Wednesday, March 24 for my thoughts on Sonic 4.
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Changes Being Made
I know March has been.....very quiet, but there's a lot to be done before I start posting in earnest again. First the BIG news. Like many games in the industry now, this blog will no longer be an Xbox exclusive. For now on, I'm just gonna talk about games in generals whether that be PS3, 360, PSP, DS, and (when I get the money to buy it back) the Wii. I'm also in the process of getting the Sega Dreamcast again because dammit that system was awesome! So, there will be a name change to the blog or I'll just outright create a new one. The name however has not being decided yet. Some posts may be deleted to fit the changes if I decide to just change this one, so just in case you love this blog so much, I made a copy called theaveragemans360.blogspot.com. If any new work I do relates to the 360, I'll post it there.
Secondly, I'm in the mist of playing and reviewing 3 games: Heavy Rain, MLB 10 the Show, and Bad Company 2 with more games planned. Here's the list of games I have planned:
Motor Storm Pacific Rift (PS3)
God of War Collection (including 3)
Perfect Dark (XBL version)
MLB 2K10
LittleBIGPlanet (PS3)
50 Cent: Blood in the Sand (PS3, 360)
Marvel vs Capcom 2 (yea...still)
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (PS1 if I can find it)
Castlevania: The Dracula X Chronicles (PSP)
Sonic Rivals (PSP)
GTA Chinatown Wars (PSP)
Sonic Shuffle (Dreamcast)
Forza 3 (360)
Of course, some of these won't get done. In fact, most of these might not get done. And these are just the games IN MY POSSESSION at the moment (except JoJo's Bizarre Adventure). That doesn't including future releases coming soon like Splinter Cell or Just Cause 2. No, I am not planning to do a review for Final Fantasy 13 nor Pokemon SoulSilver and HeartGold. I don't like JRPG, and even if I get it, I'll have no time to finish it. I'm still not even halfway through with Dragon Age. As for Pokemon.....I'm a grown ass man. I refuse to get involve with that shit. No, I don't wanna hear how it's okay for a man to play Pokemon because I don't care. Besides, Pokemon is a JRPG.
Yup, a lot of shit needs to happen, so I better get to it. By the way, yes I heard about Sonic the Hedgehog 4. Yes, I have an opinion on it. What a fitting topic to end The Average Man's Xbox blog....well, not really, but hey.
Secondly, I'm in the mist of playing and reviewing 3 games: Heavy Rain, MLB 10 the Show, and Bad Company 2 with more games planned. Here's the list of games I have planned:
Motor Storm Pacific Rift (PS3)
God of War Collection (including 3)
Perfect Dark (XBL version)
MLB 2K10
LittleBIGPlanet (PS3)
50 Cent: Blood in the Sand (PS3, 360)
Marvel vs Capcom 2 (yea...still)
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (PS1 if I can find it)
Castlevania: The Dracula X Chronicles (PSP)
Sonic Rivals (PSP)
GTA Chinatown Wars (PSP)
Sonic Shuffle (Dreamcast)
Forza 3 (360)
Of course, some of these won't get done. In fact, most of these might not get done. And these are just the games IN MY POSSESSION at the moment (except JoJo's Bizarre Adventure). That doesn't including future releases coming soon like Splinter Cell or Just Cause 2. No, I am not planning to do a review for Final Fantasy 13 nor Pokemon SoulSilver and HeartGold. I don't like JRPG, and even if I get it, I'll have no time to finish it. I'm still not even halfway through with Dragon Age. As for Pokemon.....I'm a grown ass man. I refuse to get involve with that shit. No, I don't wanna hear how it's okay for a man to play Pokemon because I don't care. Besides, Pokemon is a JRPG.
Yup, a lot of shit needs to happen, so I better get to it. By the way, yes I heard about Sonic the Hedgehog 4. Yes, I have an opinion on it. What a fitting topic to end The Average Man's Xbox blog....well, not really, but hey.
Friday, February 12, 2010
One Year, and Still Going Strong...Kinda
Well I'll be cunt fuckin damn. Who would have guess that this little blog that shows absolutely no sign of professionalism (or skill) whatsoever would last one year hosted by a lazy nerd who does nothing all day but play games with no real explanation on how he's able to get all the games with absolutely no budget, but hey, here we are. You know, I learned a lot while doing this blog. Mainly it's that a task like this requires one to eliminate any remnants of a personal life (especially if you're playing Dragon Age), but it's more than that. Here's what I've learned.
This bitch is hard
I thought writing reviews off the top of my head would be quick. Then I realized that what you think I your head doesn't necessarily look good in text, so you have to edit. After having nothing but text and the box art pic, I realized my reviews looked dull, so I added pics with captions on the bottom to make it look pretty. After adding videos to a few irrelevant posts, I figured that would be better than pics, which added more to the workload. So now the whole process can take up to 3 hours withouts distractions. Oh yea, I also have to play the games.
People really like DBZ
I really didn't expect any comments under the DBZ double review because...well let's face it, nobody leaves comments, but I got 6 for it. Hmm. I guess people really want to know about it. I wish I get this much coverage for my other reviews, or at least share their thoughts about ninjas, which leads to the next thing I've learned....
Ninjas are awesome!
This goes without saying, but let's say it anyway. You cannot name me one situation where a ninja would be inappropriate. Birthday parties? Of course ninjas can make those great, especially if that guy you didn't invite crashed the party and is being a total douche. Nothing ninja stars can't fix. Just make sure not to touch him or he'll touch you back...with his sword...to your jugular. Sociology class? I sure you know about the rule that if your roommate dies, you gets A's that semester. Same rule applies to your professor, especially if nobody knows how it happened. Now that's ninja. Sex? Three words: flips and flexibility....yea, that's what I thought. See, how can you bet against ninjas? For all you pirate lovers out there, I got 2 words for ya: KUDO CHOP!
I haven't done any Xbox games
And by Xbox I mean Xbox originals. You know, the games for the old heavy ass black brick. Why? Because the games I want cost too damn much. Jet Set Radio Future used topped at $120 online. That is ridiculous. Anyway, if I do review one, you know it's good...maybe...kinda...I don't know. Fuck it.
A looooot of Games
I play more games than I thought. It's actually pretty fuckin amazing. I don't know if I should proud of it or not.
Over this past year, I've been asked plenty of questions, mostly by friends who visit the site (and insult me afterwords...assholes) and random people who email me, but I get scared opening random mail for obvious reason, and upon further thought I should remove my email address. Anyway, here's some of the stuff asked to me:
What games would you like to see made or would make yourself?
First would be a puzzle platformer. There's not a lot of those nowadays, and I find myself shifting through Xboxlive Arcade for one decent enough. Obvious, it would have to star a ninja because who better for the job? Another game would be an RPG along the lines of Mass Effect 2 staring ninjas. Ya know you want it. Bioware...make it happen. The game I would make is that game I mentioned way back in my Halo Wars review called Recognize My Genius, and if you go back to the review, you can get the full breakdown. Somewhere, I will add ninjas.
What's your favorite game?
Hmmm. Are we talking recently or of all time? If we talking about all time it's the old Sonic games for Sega. Sonic 1-3 and Knuckles, not that god awful 3D Blast. For 360, I guess it's Call of Duty because I still play that regularly. I even stopped playing Halo. So yea, those are my favs, at least until Recognize My Genius comes out.
What's the one thing you hate about doing this blog?
It has to be the fact that while I'm working, that's when everybody wants to start fuckin talking to me. Texts, calls, and IMs just attack me almost every times. It's like everybody psychically tuned in to see when I start, and then fuckin distract me. Listen friends....cut the shit!
What was the biggest surprise you had while working on the blog?
Easy; the Saints winning the Super Bowl. I know it's not relevant to video games....but damn. Didn't see that when the season started. I will say this, when Super Sunday came, they won me 10 bucks. I may be a Cowboys fan, but Saints....you alright with me. FYI: we'll kick your ass again next year too. WHO DAT getting smacked around by dem Cowboys? That should spark some hate.
What game disappointed you the most?
Actually, Mass Effect 2, but not because the story or gameplay or anything like that. If you haven't played Mass Effect 2, this paragraph has a small spoiler, so if you get snippy about that sort of thing, skip this paragraph. He gone? Okay, so later in the game I finished Tali's loyalty mission, so I went down to where she works on my ship and starting a convo like I do with everyone. She starting dropping hints that she likes me, and by dropping hints I mean ramble like that geeky bookworm loser girl who looks kinda hot if she were to take off the glasses so you ask her if she wanted to do a little something something, and she starts rambling because she wants to, but she's so nervous so she can't get her thoughts out but.....where was I going with this? Anyway, I was gonna bang Tali, but that wasn't my goal. I wanted to do her because I wanted to see her face. Who doesn't want to see a quarian's face? During the love scene, guess what I didn't see...her face. YOU MEAN I PASSED UP MIRANDA AND KELLY FOR YOU TO DENY ME THIS!? HOW DARE YOU!.....I'm sorry; I don't know what came over me.
Why don't you use gamefly instead of buying all your games?
I did at first, but someone was stealing them. I don't know if it was from my mailbox or at the post office, but I didn't get a lot of the games I ordered, so they canceled my account. Ah well, at least I don't have to pay that shit back.
It's been a fun year, at least I think so. I've been drunk through most of it. Seriously, I've actually done reviews drunk before. I had to go back to read them, and say to myself "what the fuck?" So, what do I have planned for this year? Well, I can tell you this much; there will be more liquor. Stay tuned.....and sober. I like to thank my peoples who helped me: Ken, Neil, Bernette at one point, Travis for being a douche, that 2K5 guy, and even people I don't know or care about. Good Night, thanks for reading, and....and....I don't know, fuck it. Kevin aka Fackeen Oresum signing out.
This bitch is hard
I thought writing reviews off the top of my head would be quick. Then I realized that what you think I your head doesn't necessarily look good in text, so you have to edit. After having nothing but text and the box art pic, I realized my reviews looked dull, so I added pics with captions on the bottom to make it look pretty. After adding videos to a few irrelevant posts, I figured that would be better than pics, which added more to the workload. So now the whole process can take up to 3 hours withouts distractions. Oh yea, I also have to play the games.
People really like DBZ
I really didn't expect any comments under the DBZ double review because...well let's face it, nobody leaves comments, but I got 6 for it. Hmm. I guess people really want to know about it. I wish I get this much coverage for my other reviews, or at least share their thoughts about ninjas, which leads to the next thing I've learned....
Ninjas are awesome!
This goes without saying, but let's say it anyway. You cannot name me one situation where a ninja would be inappropriate. Birthday parties? Of course ninjas can make those great, especially if that guy you didn't invite crashed the party and is being a total douche. Nothing ninja stars can't fix. Just make sure not to touch him or he'll touch you back...with his sword...to your jugular. Sociology class? I sure you know about the rule that if your roommate dies, you gets A's that semester. Same rule applies to your professor, especially if nobody knows how it happened. Now that's ninja. Sex? Three words: flips and flexibility....yea, that's what I thought. See, how can you bet against ninjas? For all you pirate lovers out there, I got 2 words for ya: KUDO CHOP!
I haven't done any Xbox games
And by Xbox I mean Xbox originals. You know, the games for the old heavy ass black brick. Why? Because the games I want cost too damn much. Jet Set Radio Future used topped at $120 online. That is ridiculous. Anyway, if I do review one, you know it's good...maybe...kinda...I don't know. Fuck it.
A looooot of Games
I play more games than I thought. It's actually pretty fuckin amazing. I don't know if I should proud of it or not.
Over this past year, I've been asked plenty of questions, mostly by friends who visit the site (and insult me afterwords...assholes) and random people who email me, but I get scared opening random mail for obvious reason, and upon further thought I should remove my email address. Anyway, here's some of the stuff asked to me:
What games would you like to see made or would make yourself?
First would be a puzzle platformer. There's not a lot of those nowadays, and I find myself shifting through Xboxlive Arcade for one decent enough. Obvious, it would have to star a ninja because who better for the job? Another game would be an RPG along the lines of Mass Effect 2 staring ninjas. Ya know you want it. Bioware...make it happen. The game I would make is that game I mentioned way back in my Halo Wars review called Recognize My Genius, and if you go back to the review, you can get the full breakdown. Somewhere, I will add ninjas.
What's your favorite game?
Hmmm. Are we talking recently or of all time? If we talking about all time it's the old Sonic games for Sega. Sonic 1-3 and Knuckles, not that god awful 3D Blast. For 360, I guess it's Call of Duty because I still play that regularly. I even stopped playing Halo. So yea, those are my favs, at least until Recognize My Genius comes out.
What's the one thing you hate about doing this blog?
It has to be the fact that while I'm working, that's when everybody wants to start fuckin talking to me. Texts, calls, and IMs just attack me almost every times. It's like everybody psychically tuned in to see when I start, and then fuckin distract me. Listen friends....cut the shit!
What was the biggest surprise you had while working on the blog?
Easy; the Saints winning the Super Bowl. I know it's not relevant to video games....but damn. Didn't see that when the season started. I will say this, when Super Sunday came, they won me 10 bucks. I may be a Cowboys fan, but Saints....you alright with me. FYI: we'll kick your ass again next year too. WHO DAT getting smacked around by dem Cowboys? That should spark some hate.
What game disappointed you the most?
Actually, Mass Effect 2, but not because the story or gameplay or anything like that. If you haven't played Mass Effect 2, this paragraph has a small spoiler, so if you get snippy about that sort of thing, skip this paragraph. He gone? Okay, so later in the game I finished Tali's loyalty mission, so I went down to where she works on my ship and starting a convo like I do with everyone. She starting dropping hints that she likes me, and by dropping hints I mean ramble like that geeky bookworm loser girl who looks kinda hot if she were to take off the glasses so you ask her if she wanted to do a little something something, and she starts rambling because she wants to, but she's so nervous so she can't get her thoughts out but.....where was I going with this? Anyway, I was gonna bang Tali, but that wasn't my goal. I wanted to do her because I wanted to see her face. Who doesn't want to see a quarian's face? During the love scene, guess what I didn't see...her face. YOU MEAN I PASSED UP MIRANDA AND KELLY FOR YOU TO DENY ME THIS!? HOW DARE YOU!.....I'm sorry; I don't know what came over me.
Why don't you use gamefly instead of buying all your games?
I did at first, but someone was stealing them. I don't know if it was from my mailbox or at the post office, but I didn't get a lot of the games I ordered, so they canceled my account. Ah well, at least I don't have to pay that shit back.
It's been a fun year, at least I think so. I've been drunk through most of it. Seriously, I've actually done reviews drunk before. I had to go back to read them, and say to myself "what the fuck?" So, what do I have planned for this year? Well, I can tell you this much; there will be more liquor. Stay tuned.....and sober. I like to thank my peoples who helped me: Ken, Neil, Bernette at one point, Travis for being a douche, that 2K5 guy, and even people I don't know or care about. Good Night, thanks for reading, and....and....I don't know, fuck it. Kevin aka Fackeen Oresum signing out.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Reviews Revisited
There are some reviews that apparently needs to be clarified because some don't understand why I feel a certain way or gave a game a certain score, so I decided to explain a little more about some of the games I reviewed, starting the most talked about (amazingly) DBZ double review.
DBZ Burst Limit and Ragin Blast:
Lets me explain why I prefer Burst Limit over Raging Blast based on fighting engines alone. First off, Burst Limit is a lot easier to learn, and allows for easy pick up and play fun. Raging Blast, on the other hand, has a mean ass learning curve, and will kick your ass for the next 3 days. Some people may think a steep learning curve isn't an issue (just get better bitch), and I personally don't mind it, but the whole point to fighting games is to play with people, and trying to teach your friends Raging Blast is a bitch an a half, maybe even 2 bitches. In Burst Limit, I just have to tell them what button does what. They still wouldn't beat me, but they can put up a fight unlike Raging Blast. Second, and more importantly, Raging Blast didn't make enough changes to continue to make it fun. They add 2 new additions I think, but you barely notice them, nor will you use them. Burst Limit changed the way Ki works, added Aura Spark, added more complicated combos (although you might not use them), and added (whether you like it or not) drama pieces. Make no mistake; it's still fuckin Budokai, but enough changes were made to make it last...until the next game.
Raging Blast does have more game modes than Burst Limit, and KO mode is a clever and kick-ass idea, but for the most part, the modes not featured in Burst Limit seem kind of bland. I am disappointed though that Burst Limit does not have a tourny mode (what the hell Atari!?). Mission mode though could not have been implemented any worst. First you have to beat the story fight (cut-scenes and all) in order to unlock the missions. Why? Why not just have them to fucking begin with!? You mean I have to sit though these cut-scenes again!? Sigh* well, in order to know what your missions are, you have to read them before starting the fight...BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN!! Who's fucking idea was that!? I can't press pause to remind what the missions are because the fuckin menu doesn't have that option. Before entering a fight, you better fuckin remember or you're screwed. The game doesn't even keep track of what you did, so you won't know until the end of the match, and you'll be pissed off at what you thought you complete was actually not finished and you'll have to fuckin start all over again...CUT-SCENES AND ALL!!! And when you know you fucked up, the game doesn't even give up an option to retry! You either have to quit to the main menu and pick the fight again, going through load screens in the process, or finish the fight all the way to the end...CUT-SCENES AND ALL!!!...till you reach the endgame menu where they ask you to retry! All this for fuckin SSJ3 Vegeta!? This is fucking HORRENDOUS!!! FUCK MISSION MODE AND FUCK RAGING BLAST!!!!
Bayonetta:
There is one other thing I forgot to mention that I don't like about this awesome game.....random ass quick time events. Oh my god, they could not have fucked them up more. We're talking Resident Evil 5 bad where they randomly show up on cut-scenes. This QTE shit is already bad, but now it's getting horrendous. Other than that, Bayonetta kicks ass.
Uncharted 2:
Somebody wanted to know if I have any complaints about the multiplayer since I nitpicked the hell out of single-player. Well, yes, I have one complaint. The matchmaking sucks. Just like in Call of Duty, the game just throws random people in matches with no regard to skill level, but unlike Call of Duty, noobs can't put up any kind of fight really. They say if you play through story mode entirely, you're set, but that's not true. Unlike you know the map layout, you WILL be bitchslapped around no matter how many times you did the train scene.
Assassin's Creed 2:
Does anybody know WHAT THE FUCK the truth means?
DBZ Burst Limit and Ragin Blast:
Lets me explain why I prefer Burst Limit over Raging Blast based on fighting engines alone. First off, Burst Limit is a lot easier to learn, and allows for easy pick up and play fun. Raging Blast, on the other hand, has a mean ass learning curve, and will kick your ass for the next 3 days. Some people may think a steep learning curve isn't an issue (just get better bitch), and I personally don't mind it, but the whole point to fighting games is to play with people, and trying to teach your friends Raging Blast is a bitch an a half, maybe even 2 bitches. In Burst Limit, I just have to tell them what button does what. They still wouldn't beat me, but they can put up a fight unlike Raging Blast. Second, and more importantly, Raging Blast didn't make enough changes to continue to make it fun. They add 2 new additions I think, but you barely notice them, nor will you use them. Burst Limit changed the way Ki works, added Aura Spark, added more complicated combos (although you might not use them), and added (whether you like it or not) drama pieces. Make no mistake; it's still fuckin Budokai, but enough changes were made to make it last...until the next game.
Raging Blast does have more game modes than Burst Limit, and KO mode is a clever and kick-ass idea, but for the most part, the modes not featured in Burst Limit seem kind of bland. I am disappointed though that Burst Limit does not have a tourny mode (what the hell Atari!?). Mission mode though could not have been implemented any worst. First you have to beat the story fight (cut-scenes and all) in order to unlock the missions. Why? Why not just have them to fucking begin with!? You mean I have to sit though these cut-scenes again!? Sigh* well, in order to know what your missions are, you have to read them before starting the fight...BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN!! Who's fucking idea was that!? I can't press pause to remind what the missions are because the fuckin menu doesn't have that option. Before entering a fight, you better fuckin remember or you're screwed. The game doesn't even keep track of what you did, so you won't know until the end of the match, and you'll be pissed off at what you thought you complete was actually not finished and you'll have to fuckin start all over again...CUT-SCENES AND ALL!!! And when you know you fucked up, the game doesn't even give up an option to retry! You either have to quit to the main menu and pick the fight again, going through load screens in the process, or finish the fight all the way to the end...CUT-SCENES AND ALL!!!...till you reach the endgame menu where they ask you to retry! All this for fuckin SSJ3 Vegeta!? This is fucking HORRENDOUS!!! FUCK MISSION MODE AND FUCK RAGING BLAST!!!!
Bayonetta:
There is one other thing I forgot to mention that I don't like about this awesome game.....random ass quick time events. Oh my god, they could not have fucked them up more. We're talking Resident Evil 5 bad where they randomly show up on cut-scenes. This QTE shit is already bad, but now it's getting horrendous. Other than that, Bayonetta kicks ass.
Uncharted 2:
Somebody wanted to know if I have any complaints about the multiplayer since I nitpicked the hell out of single-player. Well, yes, I have one complaint. The matchmaking sucks. Just like in Call of Duty, the game just throws random people in matches with no regard to skill level, but unlike Call of Duty, noobs can't put up any kind of fight really. They say if you play through story mode entirely, you're set, but that's not true. Unlike you know the map layout, you WILL be bitchslapped around no matter how many times you did the train scene.
Assassin's Creed 2:
Does anybody know WHAT THE FUCK the truth means?
Friday, December 4, 2009
NBA: 2K10 vs LIVE 10 Update
This is taking longer than expected because I wanted to get my details straight before I did this post. Plus, I had to try out the new Season modes both games are boasting about for an extended period of time before I can tell you the difference. Until then, here's a youtube video to tie you over, and debate amongst yourselves.
Friday, August 28, 2009
New List
Someone suggested to me that Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 should be on the list. Good point. So I'm added it to the list. I'm also added Sonic even though I haven't done the review yet.
9. Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad
8. Sonic Unleashed
7. Dead or Alive Xtreme 2
6. Sonic the Hedgehog
5. X-Blades
4. Pimp My Ride
3. Bomberman: Act Zero
2. Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
1. Vampire Rain
Keep in mind that games directed to little kids do not count since they generally suck to begin with. Besides, as long as they're happy (and quiet) then I'm happy.
9. Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad
8. Sonic Unleashed
7. Dead or Alive Xtreme 2
6. Sonic the Hedgehog
5. X-Blades
4. Pimp My Ride
3. Bomberman: Act Zero
2. Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
1. Vampire Rain
Keep in mind that games directed to little kids do not count since they generally suck to begin with. Besides, as long as they're happy (and quiet) then I'm happy.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Batman First Impressions
With the demo out, a lot of people wanna know how I feel about the new Batman game. I don't want to go too in depth about it since I'll be doing a review soon, but I came away impressed. The combat was fluid and fits the style of Batman. The tone the game sets is dark and gritty, as dead bodies lined the hallways. This is a T rating game, so don't expect any blood. The stealth element is well done, and I enjoyed taking out enemies without being noticed. The funny thing is, I don't really like stealth games. Normally I wouldn't read too much into a demo, but we may finally have a good Batman game. Now if only Superman would get his shit in gear.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Which game is the worst?
I often hold X-Blades up as the standard of bad video game design, but is it the worst Xbox 360 game? Well, it's the worst I've ever played, but I think there are other games out there far worse. So what's the worst? That's what I'm gonna find out. I surfed the internet to find the worst reviewed games, and I will play them to see which one is definitely the worst. Whenever you see the (W) in the title, you know that's one of the game so as to not confuse it with any other games I might review. The first game on the list is Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust. Something tells me I'm gonna be crying when this is all over, not to mention the fact my hall of shame will explode with entries.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
STS Review
So, what have we learned? Nothing? Well fuck you; I spend a lot of money on this. Anyway, I picked those three games because they were the best of the worst, and I wanted to see if they held true to most reviews, proving that games that uses sex to sell truly sucks. While X-Blades was so painful and DOA Xtreme 2 wasn't really a game at all, Rumble Roses XX showed me that it can be done if the developers actually tried instead of spending all the development money on lotion and tissue. Sure RRXX wasn't great (or good), but at least we know it's possible to have gameplay and boobies go hand in hand. Maybe the next game will be good (and maybe the LA Clippers will be Super Bowl Champions.....no that's not a typo).
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